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quirkysmuse) wrote2005-08-08 09:41 am
quirkysmuse) wrote2005-08-08 09:41 am
Inuyasha, "Love Through a Man's Stomach" Inu/Kag
Fandom: Inuyasha
Title: Love Through a Man's Stomach
Genre: Humor/Snark/Parody/Crack/Sarcastic WAFF
Rating: Disney-fied
Word Count: 290
Pairings: Inu/Kag
Warnings: Sarcasm, satire, overuse of adverbs and adjectives, sap that turns to snark, the dreaded intentional OOC, sugar-coated voice of rhetoric, and cliches
Summary: C'mon, isn't it obvious that ramen and sex go together?
She came running to him, sunshine lighting her from behind and her hair flipping aimlessly in the wind. She called his name breathlessly, and he watched her as she ran to him, almost in slow motion with her ethereal goodness. As her youthful breasts bounced and her cheeks flushed pink, his loins stirred in contentment as she came bearing a gift for him.
And it was truly a magnificent gift, and it was only fitting that it was brought by his beautiful wonderful holy beloved woman who didn’t quite know his feelings yet.
But he tried to tell her, and whenever she did that special something for him, he believed he was ready.
She laughed gleefully, and the scent of her steaming hot gift swelled in his nostrils. He inhaled and then sighed with joyous satisfaction. He could get drunk off this moment, seeing her heady form sitting next to him and awaiting his approval of the gift.
But he always approved. She could never go wrong with this.
Kagome tittered happily as he took his first bite, immersing in the sodium-laced sauce and noodles that slide over his tongue. He made a noise of delight.
And suddenly everything was perfect. There was ramen in his stomach and Kagome by his side. He only needed this moment to motivate him to tell her, to go beyond all those moments he had been silent.
“Kagome, I love you!” Inuyasha said huskily, and he felt her scent spike at the revelation. He was eager to jump her, and she was eager to have him, but there was only one thing standing in their way of their most blessed first time.
He had to finish eating his ramen first.
XD
Title: Love Through a Man's Stomach
Genre: Humor/Snark/Parody/Crack/Sarcastic WAFF
Rating: Disney-fied
Word Count: 290
Pairings: Inu/Kag
Warnings: Sarcasm, satire, overuse of adverbs and adjectives, sap that turns to snark, the dreaded intentional OOC, sugar-coated voice of rhetoric, and cliches
Summary: C'mon, isn't it obvious that ramen and sex go together?
She came running to him, sunshine lighting her from behind and her hair flipping aimlessly in the wind. She called his name breathlessly, and he watched her as she ran to him, almost in slow motion with her ethereal goodness. As her youthful breasts bounced and her cheeks flushed pink, his loins stirred in contentment as she came bearing a gift for him.
And it was truly a magnificent gift, and it was only fitting that it was brought by his beautiful wonderful holy beloved woman who didn’t quite know his feelings yet.
But he tried to tell her, and whenever she did that special something for him, he believed he was ready.
She laughed gleefully, and the scent of her steaming hot gift swelled in his nostrils. He inhaled and then sighed with joyous satisfaction. He could get drunk off this moment, seeing her heady form sitting next to him and awaiting his approval of the gift.
But he always approved. She could never go wrong with this.
Kagome tittered happily as he took his first bite, immersing in the sodium-laced sauce and noodles that slide over his tongue. He made a noise of delight.
And suddenly everything was perfect. There was ramen in his stomach and Kagome by his side. He only needed this moment to motivate him to tell her, to go beyond all those moments he had been silent.
“Kagome, I love you!” Inuyasha said huskily, and he felt her scent spike at the revelation. He was eager to jump her, and she was eager to have him, but there was only one thing standing in their way of their most blessed first time.
He had to finish eating his ramen first.
XD