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quirkysmuseFandom: Slayers
Title: Big Bad Laughing Villain
Characters: Lina, Naga
Word Count: 435
Rating: G
Summary: The laughter that was the agony of the human race.
The Big Bad Laughing Villain
The children of a local village gathered around a pretty girl, not much bigger than them but seemingly wiser in years. She had a story to tell, and she seemed very good at speaking. She even showed them a few magic tricks, which seemed to get their interest right away.
So with wide eyes, they stared at her intently as she started to tell them a story.
“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful sorceress with wavy auburn hair and a petite little face. She was absolutely adorable, and she used her powers for helping people and punishing bad bandits!
So one day, this sorceress just happened to walk by a village that was under attack. She saw the village burst in flames and people were running around scared trying to find cover. She stopped to see the horror and knew she needed to do the right thing. She searched around for this evil doer, but then she was caught off guard by this high pitch sound that hurt her ears.
This evil villain put her hands on her hips, erected her dangerous projectile chest, and opened her mouth letting out a terrible guffaw! It was the source of all evil, the sound that made babies cry in an instant, and the true definition of agony of the human race!
The brave and talented sorceress was weakened by the effects of this odious laugh, but she had to stay strong. She had to persevere in the face of true evil!
So, in order to protect all the innocent people in the village, she started to chant a spell, hoping to rid the world of such a creature once and for all ….”
Then the story teller was interrupted. The children in the circle gasped as they heard a dire sound.
“Ohohohohohohohohooooo….Lina! You thought you could get away from me, didn’t you?” Naga put her hands on her hips, protruded her chest, and continued to laugh looking smug. The children screamed in sheer horror at her presence. Then suddenly Naga’s laughter mixed with Lina’s story had sent them into a frightened frenzy, and they took off in all sorts of directions in a mob-like flash.
Naga stopped laughing only to look confused. Her personality totally became subdued, and she looked positively depressed. “Wha – why’d they leave? Was it something I said?”
Lina doubled over in a fit of giggles as the punch line of her ‘joke’ finally showed up onto the scene. In light of Naga always following her around and screwing up her plans, Lina felt justice was done.
The End
Title: Big Bad Laughing Villain
Characters: Lina, Naga
Word Count: 435
Rating: G
Summary: The laughter that was the agony of the human race.
The Big Bad Laughing Villain
The children of a local village gathered around a pretty girl, not much bigger than them but seemingly wiser in years. She had a story to tell, and she seemed very good at speaking. She even showed them a few magic tricks, which seemed to get their interest right away.
So with wide eyes, they stared at her intently as she started to tell them a story.
“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful sorceress with wavy auburn hair and a petite little face. She was absolutely adorable, and she used her powers for helping people and punishing bad bandits!
So one day, this sorceress just happened to walk by a village that was under attack. She saw the village burst in flames and people were running around scared trying to find cover. She stopped to see the horror and knew she needed to do the right thing. She searched around for this evil doer, but then she was caught off guard by this high pitch sound that hurt her ears.
This evil villain put her hands on her hips, erected her dangerous projectile chest, and opened her mouth letting out a terrible guffaw! It was the source of all evil, the sound that made babies cry in an instant, and the true definition of agony of the human race!
The brave and talented sorceress was weakened by the effects of this odious laugh, but she had to stay strong. She had to persevere in the face of true evil!
So, in order to protect all the innocent people in the village, she started to chant a spell, hoping to rid the world of such a creature once and for all ….”
Then the story teller was interrupted. The children in the circle gasped as they heard a dire sound.
“Ohohohohohohohohooooo….Lina! You thought you could get away from me, didn’t you?” Naga put her hands on her hips, protruded her chest, and continued to laugh looking smug. The children screamed in sheer horror at her presence. Then suddenly Naga’s laughter mixed with Lina’s story had sent them into a frightened frenzy, and they took off in all sorts of directions in a mob-like flash.
Naga stopped laughing only to look confused. Her personality totally became subdued, and she looked positively depressed. “Wha – why’d they leave? Was it something I said?”
Lina doubled over in a fit of giggles as the punch line of her ‘joke’ finally showed up onto the scene. In light of Naga always following her around and screwing up her plans, Lina felt justice was done.
The End