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quirkysmuse) wrote2005-11-07 11:08 pm
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Entry tags:
Slayers, "Dynamic Duo of Justice" rated G
Fandom: Slayers
Title: Dynamic Duo of Justice
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 500
Characters: Filia, Xellos, and Amelia
Warnings: um, Amelia's positive attitude?
Summary: Amelia has a great way for Filia to get back at Xellos.
Dynamic Duo of Justice
Filia was tired of it. She was sick of the constant taunting and the racial comments on her people. She was even tired of the funny faces he gave her, mocking her at every instance.
He bugged her SO MUCH she wanted to scream.
She couldn’t just get away with letting him constantly tease her!She couldn’t let him feel that he was BETTER than her. He was nothing but raw garbage! More importantly, she had to stand up for herself.
But what could SHE do? She couldn’t think of anything by herself. That is, until Amelia came into the picture.
“Filia, what’s wrong?” Amelia asked. Filia was frothing more than usual at Xellos’s usual banter. She pulled Filia aside for a private discussion.They stayed out of range of Xellos’s earshot. Finally, Filia appealed to Amelia’s help.
“Oh, Miss Amelia, I can’t take it anymore! Xellos picks on me all the time, that rotten little …! But I can never get him back! Oh, what should I do?” She half-sobbed, and then Amelia got a wonderful idea.
“I know how you can get him back, Miss Filia,” she whispered in her ear in excitement. Filia saw her wink. She was most intrigued now.
“How?” Filia whined.
“Follow my lead. We’re going to do karaoke!” Amelia bubbled, pulling a karaoke wand out of nowhere. She chanted a spell to amplify the sound.
“Listen up!” Amelia called, getting everyone’s attention. Filia froze in embarrassment.
“Filia and I have something to share!” Amelia said, and Filia looked over at Xellos who was extremely intrigued.
“Oh,” he mocked. “What could possibly be so important that concerns that dragon?”
Amelia gave him a brilliant grin full of love and happiness. Xellos felt a shiver of fear at the princess’s positive energy. Amelia looked back to Filia and nodded.
“Ready?”
Filia nodded dumbly, slightly shaking at being the focus.
Suddenly, on high volume, Amelia began to sing with a burst of love. “Life is wonderful! Life is grand! Sing it with me. Filia! Oh, life is wonderful! Life is the best! Every morning I wake up and feel utter joy! This world is so wonderful! There’s nothing in my life that makes me sad!”
Filia looked over at Xellos, who was clutching the sides of his head, trying to block out the positive emotions. Filia smirked and joined in.
“Life is so peaceful. I love my life! It is so wonderful!” And together Filia and Amelia sang those words. Everyone looked over at Xellos in fascination, not caring the reason WHY the girls were even singing at all.
As they continued, Filia watched with satisfaction as Xellos bent down to his knees and howled a pitiful “No!” to their onslaught of positive emotions. Suddenly, the duo of optimistic harmonics had suddenly drove Xellos away, and he slipped back into another dimension to save himself.
As he left, Amelia cheered, and Filia beamed with satisfaction. Amelia sent her a thumbs up and finally said, “Now, THAT was true justice!”
Title: Dynamic Duo of Justice
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 500
Characters: Filia, Xellos, and Amelia
Warnings: um, Amelia's positive attitude?
Summary: Amelia has a great way for Filia to get back at Xellos.
Dynamic Duo of Justice
Filia was tired of it. She was sick of the constant taunting and the racial comments on her people. She was even tired of the funny faces he gave her, mocking her at every instance.
He bugged her SO MUCH she wanted to scream.
She couldn’t just get away with letting him constantly tease her!She couldn’t let him feel that he was BETTER than her. He was nothing but raw garbage! More importantly, she had to stand up for herself.
But what could SHE do? She couldn’t think of anything by herself. That is, until Amelia came into the picture.
“Filia, what’s wrong?” Amelia asked. Filia was frothing more than usual at Xellos’s usual banter. She pulled Filia aside for a private discussion.They stayed out of range of Xellos’s earshot. Finally, Filia appealed to Amelia’s help.
“Oh, Miss Amelia, I can’t take it anymore! Xellos picks on me all the time, that rotten little …! But I can never get him back! Oh, what should I do?” She half-sobbed, and then Amelia got a wonderful idea.
“I know how you can get him back, Miss Filia,” she whispered in her ear in excitement. Filia saw her wink. She was most intrigued now.
“How?” Filia whined.
“Follow my lead. We’re going to do karaoke!” Amelia bubbled, pulling a karaoke wand out of nowhere. She chanted a spell to amplify the sound.
“Listen up!” Amelia called, getting everyone’s attention. Filia froze in embarrassment.
“Filia and I have something to share!” Amelia said, and Filia looked over at Xellos who was extremely intrigued.
“Oh,” he mocked. “What could possibly be so important that concerns that dragon?”
Amelia gave him a brilliant grin full of love and happiness. Xellos felt a shiver of fear at the princess’s positive energy. Amelia looked back to Filia and nodded.
“Ready?”
Filia nodded dumbly, slightly shaking at being the focus.
Suddenly, on high volume, Amelia began to sing with a burst of love. “Life is wonderful! Life is grand! Sing it with me. Filia! Oh, life is wonderful! Life is the best! Every morning I wake up and feel utter joy! This world is so wonderful! There’s nothing in my life that makes me sad!”
Filia looked over at Xellos, who was clutching the sides of his head, trying to block out the positive emotions. Filia smirked and joined in.
“Life is so peaceful. I love my life! It is so wonderful!” And together Filia and Amelia sang those words. Everyone looked over at Xellos in fascination, not caring the reason WHY the girls were even singing at all.
As they continued, Filia watched with satisfaction as Xellos bent down to his knees and howled a pitiful “No!” to their onslaught of positive emotions. Suddenly, the duo of optimistic harmonics had suddenly drove Xellos away, and he slipped back into another dimension to save himself.
As he left, Amelia cheered, and Filia beamed with satisfaction. Amelia sent her a thumbs up and finally said, “Now, THAT was true justice!”