I could totally see the characters in my head as I read this. And Eleven does indeed have a striking mouth! (Not quiiite as striking as Amy's cricket bat...)

And the whole kissogram thing does indeed lead to kiss-tension. I wonder if that's how he's going to get his requisite kiss from her?

And lol, at the mention of a career change, I had this mental image of the Doctor in The Beast Below saying that after this he's going to need a new name, and becoming the Kissogram. (Well, since Eight, he's kind of been that anyway... XD)

:D Welcome to the fandom!