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quirkysmuse ([personal profile] quirkysmuse) wrote2011-02-14 11:50 am

Inuyasha, "Unlucky Stepson" Byakuya/Sessmom; rated pg-13

Fandom: Inuyasha
Title: Unlucky Stepson
Author: Paynesgrey
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 250
Characters/Pairings: Sesshoumaru, Jaken, Byakuya/Sessmom
Notes: This is an odd b-side to my Step Dad one-shot, but you don't need to read it. Only that somehow, Byakuya ends up as Sesshoumaru's step-dad in canon. XD Written for the "Blind Eye" theme at [livejournal.com profile] iyfic_contest.

Summary: Sesshoumaru walks in on his "parents", possibly not by accident.


With his back turned and silver hair blowing in the wind, Sesshoumaru growled.

“I will not dare look,” he grumbled sourly, though he did not prepare for anyone to hear him.

“Oh, my lord, you should not! Why, it’s scandalous, absolutely horrible!” Jaken squawked at him, which only served to tempt his morbid curiosity.

“How much longer must I wait? You called me here for something important!” he raged, but he kept his back to them. He’d stand on the ledge of his mother’s castle just like this, but he would not dare blind his eyes at the scene that Jaken had immediately spotted and saved him from.

Sesshoumaru had seen worse, truthfully; however, he refused to engage the enemy. He refused to acknowledge that fiend Byakuya even when his mother did, and much more amorously than he approved, too.

“Why don’t you come and join us, my son?” cooed his new stepfather, but Sesshomaru vehemently refused to call him that, just as he refused to claim Inuyasha as a brother.

His mother chuckled, “Oh, my dear, that is so inappropriate! Sesshoumaru is too weak at heart for such things.”

Sesshoumaru turned around. His mother had won. Thankfully, when he turned around she was finally decent. Seeing his mother’s naked human form was the last thing in the world he wanted to witness.

However, Byakuya was not so modest. Sesshoumaru’s teeth clenched as he growled loudly, and his eyes betrayed him as they fell upon the noodle in the wind.