Is that a Doctor Who reference I read? There's always a North.

Ok, seriously woman, are trying to kill me?
Every update you do nearly knocks me into unconsciousness
bcos I think I may or may not be hyperventilating as I read.

I could see why this is your favourite!
I, too, was literally filled with sdfjkslajddf
when reading this 'cos I'm like,
IT'S A TRAPPP!!!11! but at the same time,
GO DARCY GO! GET IT, GIRL!

<3
yes go write that porn, do it, i dare you