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quirkysmuseFandom: Harry Potter
Title: Perverts Pay the Price
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: PG-ish
Word Count: 380
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Harry/Ginny implied, and a mystery character who is the punchline
Summary: Fred and George play a little prank at Harry's expense. Take thatpants chest monster!
Perverts Pay the Price
The color on Harry’s face could rival the Weasley’s hair. He glared at Fred and George, who were laughing at his expense. He just wished he had a big bag to cover his head from the embarrassment.
He couldn’t believe what just had happened to him!
“You said it was Ginny in that pond,” Harry muttered angrily, which only seemed to fuel Fred and George’s loud guffaws.
Fred replied, “No… we said –“
“ -- we thought it was Ginny down there. I mean, she did tell us that she was hot and wanted to go for a swim,” George finished.
“She’s gone down to that secluded pond before with Hermione and Luna. We only thought that’s where she went,” Fred countered.
“You’re bloody liars! You knew EXACTLY who was down there,” Harry said, pointing a finger.
“We didn’t.” Fred shrugged innocently.
“Yeah, and we never thought you were so perverted that you’d go sneak a look at our sister skinny-dipping on an unusually hot day at school,” George replied, giving Harry a scrutinizing look. Even with a joker like George, Harry felt guilty for his indiscretion.
“So who cares who was really down there anyway,” Fred said, shrugging nonchalantly. He paused and then leaned into Harry to whisper. “So, who really was down there skinny dipping in that old enchanted pond near the Forbidden Forest?”
“Yeah, you can tell us.” George grinned, nudging Harry in the ribs.
Harry blanched. There was no way in hell he would tell George and Fred who he really saw. He’d never live it down.
“Never you mind,” he said, pushing past them. Harry seemed on the verge of another emotional temper tantrum. “I’m going to my room!”
And as he sauntered off, he heard Fred and George talk about his dilemma amongst themselves.
“Wow, it must have been really scary,” Fred surmised. George nodded beside his brother. Their grins showed very clearly that they knew exactly who Harry had seen at the pond, expecting to catch a little glance at Ginny instead.
Oh they knew alright, but he would never admit to it. He would never admit in words aloud that instead of finding Ginny at that pond, he had caught a glance of the Divination instructor instead!
Title: Perverts Pay the Price
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: PG-ish
Word Count: 380
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Harry/Ginny implied, and a mystery character who is the punchline
Summary: Fred and George play a little prank at Harry's expense. Take that
Perverts Pay the Price
The color on Harry’s face could rival the Weasley’s hair. He glared at Fred and George, who were laughing at his expense. He just wished he had a big bag to cover his head from the embarrassment.
He couldn’t believe what just had happened to him!
“You said it was Ginny in that pond,” Harry muttered angrily, which only seemed to fuel Fred and George’s loud guffaws.
Fred replied, “No… we said –“
“ -- we thought it was Ginny down there. I mean, she did tell us that she was hot and wanted to go for a swim,” George finished.
“She’s gone down to that secluded pond before with Hermione and Luna. We only thought that’s where she went,” Fred countered.
“You’re bloody liars! You knew EXACTLY who was down there,” Harry said, pointing a finger.
“We didn’t.” Fred shrugged innocently.
“Yeah, and we never thought you were so perverted that you’d go sneak a look at our sister skinny-dipping on an unusually hot day at school,” George replied, giving Harry a scrutinizing look. Even with a joker like George, Harry felt guilty for his indiscretion.
“So who cares who was really down there anyway,” Fred said, shrugging nonchalantly. He paused and then leaned into Harry to whisper. “So, who really was down there skinny dipping in that old enchanted pond near the Forbidden Forest?”
“Yeah, you can tell us.” George grinned, nudging Harry in the ribs.
Harry blanched. There was no way in hell he would tell George and Fred who he really saw. He’d never live it down.
“Never you mind,” he said, pushing past them. Harry seemed on the verge of another emotional temper tantrum. “I’m going to my room!”
And as he sauntered off, he heard Fred and George talk about his dilemma amongst themselves.
“Wow, it must have been really scary,” Fred surmised. George nodded beside his brother. Their grins showed very clearly that they knew exactly who Harry had seen at the pond, expecting to catch a little glance at Ginny instead.
Oh they knew alright, but he would never admit to it. He would never admit in words aloud that instead of finding Ginny at that pond, he had caught a glance of the Divination instructor instead!