Inuyasha, "Blue Moon" Sess/Kag, rated G

[quirkysmuse]

Fandom: Inuyasha
Title: Blue Moon
Author: paynesgrey
Genre: Humor, with a dash of snark and a pinch of CRACK, Canon Universe
Word count 250, according to Google Documents
Rating All ages
Warnings: Er...no
Notes: Written for the ebony_silks 'Sweetness' theme.

Summary: Sesshoumaru has an occupation you'd never guess.




Brown eyes met golden ones. She'd never thought she'd see him here...of all places.

Kagome rudely pointed at him. "What are you doing here?"

"I own this place."

"This... is an ice cream shop. Shouldn't you own a law firm or maybe a multi-million dollar company?" Shaking her head, she felt a migraine forming.

He turned around, silver hair pulled back into a ponytail and markings conveniently covered. On top of that, the ice prince was repairing a broken ice cream machine.

"For your information, my mother owns this company. She has an odd fetish for sweets."

Kagome gaped at him again, and he gave her that same look he gave his enemies centuries ago when he was about to impale them.

"Are you going to order something?" he snapped.

"Uh..." She could barely find her voice she was so discombobulated. Though, instead of letting insanity beat her, she decided to play along. She smiled sweetly at him. "Blue Moon, please. Two scoops."

Sesshoumaru huffed, and then turned to the love-struck cashier next to him. "Serve this girl."

Kagome beamed widely. 'Well, at least he still orders people around.'

Then, while watching him some more, Kagome braved a question. She wondered if his personality had really changed that much. "So... I was wondering..."

Sesshoumaru gave her another impatient look, like he already knew what she was going to ask. "No, miko, I will not wear the standard uniform hat."

Comments

[rumdiculous.livejournal.com]

lol

A family owned business. XD

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Heee...

[takadai-no-tora.livejournal.com]

Much better job for him than the standard lawyer/businessman type of occupation where he would have to compromise and socialize. I'm sure it's a very high-class ice cream parlor; he gets to boss the employees around and if the customers annoy him, he can toss them out.

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading! Yeah, it was sorta a satrical play on the fanon that Sesshoumaru has all these high class jobs in modern day fics.