Doctor Who "Expert" Amy/Eleven

[quirkysmuse]

Fandom: Doctor Who (season 5)
Title: Expert
Author: Paynesgrey
Rated: PG
Characters/Pairings: Amy Pond/Eleven
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: Season 5, "Eleventh Hour"
Notes: Never dabbled in this fandom before; might as well try it out. Done for the "yielding" theme at fanfic_bakeoff.
Warnings: none.

Summary: He had the most amazing mouth she'd ever seen.



The Doctor had the most amazing mouth Amy had ever seen. She considered herself somewhat of an expert on mouths, considering she was a kissogram. She had kissed many mouths, and they ranged from awful to surprisingly pleasant. Though, she suspected the Doctor's mouth (the way it sometimes defied the muscles in his face) was beyond classification. His mouth was so delightfully surreal that it yielded her a new hobby, and when he rambled off his stories, Amy examined his fascinating mouth, even at the potential of embarrassing herself.

She didn't care. A thousand meteors could shower past the open door of the TARDIS and Amy wouldn't notice, and she would watch him, her brow wrinkling as his mouth took in another whole fish stick drenched in custard, or how his lips would do this delightful pinching kiss as he sucked on some unworldly pistachio she'd never seen before.

"So," he smacked his lips loudly. His body swayed playfully as he approached her, and with his chin resting on his palm, he smiled devilishly and said, "How does someone become a kissogram?" Amy had to pull her gaze away from his lips to meet his eyes, which were rarely anything but bright.

"Oh, anyone can become a kissogram really," she said, throwing him a saucy look. She moved her lips and eyes in an exaggerated way, yet knowing full well she could never out-strange the Doctor. "You...could even be a kissogram."

"Is that so?" He raised an eyebrow, visibly amused. "I wonder if I do need of a career change." Well, now, he was just being cheeky.

Amy met his humor with a smile. "You'd be brilliant, Doctor, maybe overqualified." Her eyes fell to his delightful mouth again, and her tone softened. "You definitely have all the proper tools."

Comments

[apckrfan.livejournal.com]

Love it! I can't tell you how thrilled I was to get this in my email box earlier today. It made me smile. And it had the same effect upon a second reading.

Glad you wrote this, welcome to the madness! HAHA!

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! <3

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

I will be watching the episode tonight and meeting 11. Then I promise to come back and read and review! :)

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Cool! You're gonna love him.

[magicprophecy.livejournal.com]

i loved this! :D ♥

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[commen-sense.livejournal.com]

hee, I loved this <3

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

yay! Thanks for reading. :)

[wuhdemah.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, this was clever and lovely! All the proper tools indeed. I like it. :D

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Heee, thank you!

[radiotardislive.livejournal.com]

THIS.

That is all :D

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading! :)

[ms-prue.livejournal.com]

XD having hot flashes thinking about 11's incredibly sexy lips. Loved it!

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[fallenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oooh, this is brilliant <3 :D

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[aiffe.livejournal.com]

I could totally see the characters in my head as I read this. And Eleven does indeed have a striking mouth! (Not quiiite as striking as Amy's cricket bat...)

And the whole kissogram thing does indeed lead to kiss-tension. I wonder if that's how he's going to get his requisite kiss from her?

And lol, at the mention of a career change, I had this mental image of the Doctor in The Beast Below saying that after this he's going to need a new name, and becoming the Kissogram. (Well, since Eight, he's kind of been that anyway... XD)

:D Welcome to the fandom!

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading this, darlin!

Speaking of Eight, you don't happen to know a good online resource where I can find downloads or anything on Eight's adventures, do you? I'm going to check out my library this weekend, but my return to watching Who has renewed my love for Paul McGann and I never had any idea they did anything beyond the movie. :)

[aiffe.livejournal.com]

Well, I do have the movie itself...

There were some Big Finish audio adventures. And also some comics, I think. Some novels too, but I am suspicious of the quality of those.

Paul McGann is awesome, and I wish he'd gotten more time as the Doctor. It'd be cool if they brought him back for a bit--he's a time traveller, amirite? He can show up whenever!

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I had this unholy obsession with Paul McGann when the movie came out, so I still really adore him and I've been meaning to watch the movie again.

My copy of it isn't the best quality, so I might have to hunt down a DVD or something. :)

[aiffe.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to hunt down the audio plays right now. Apparently they're still being made! Up to four seasons now.

I'll share anything I find. Got torrents for the first and third seasons going right now.

[heartsasmagnets.livejournal.com]

This is fantastic! Gah. Kissing. Gah. Must happen soon.

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

this is a lot of fun

[quirkysmuse.livejournal.com]

thanks!