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quirkysmuse ([personal profile] quirkysmuse) wrote2010-04-17 11:15 am

Doctor Who "Expert" Amy/Eleven

Fandom: Doctor Who (season 5)
Title: Expert
Author: Paynesgrey
Rated: PG
Characters/Pairings: Amy Pond/Eleven
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: Season 5, "Eleventh Hour"
Notes: Never dabbled in this fandom before; might as well try it out. Done for the "yielding" theme at [livejournal.com profile] fanfic_bakeoff.
Warnings: none.

Summary: He had the most amazing mouth she'd ever seen.



The Doctor had the most amazing mouth Amy had ever seen. She considered herself somewhat of an expert on mouths, considering she was a kissogram. She had kissed many mouths, and they ranged from awful to surprisingly pleasant. Though, she suspected the Doctor's mouth (the way it sometimes defied the muscles in his face) was beyond classification. His mouth was so delightfully surreal that it yielded her a new hobby, and when he rambled off his stories, Amy examined his fascinating mouth, even at the potential of embarrassing herself.

She didn't care. A thousand meteors could shower past the open door of the TARDIS and Amy wouldn't notice, and she would watch him, her brow wrinkling as his mouth took in another whole fish stick drenched in custard, or how his lips would do this delightful pinching kiss as he sucked on some unworldly pistachio she'd never seen before.

"So," he smacked his lips loudly. His body swayed playfully as he approached her, and with his chin resting on his palm, he smiled devilishly and said, "How does someone become a kissogram?" Amy had to pull her gaze away from his lips to meet his eyes, which were rarely anything but bright.

"Oh, anyone can become a kissogram really," she said, throwing him a saucy look. She moved her lips and eyes in an exaggerated way, yet knowing full well she could never out-strange the Doctor. "You...could even be a kissogram."

"Is that so?" He raised an eyebrow, visibly amused. "I wonder if I do need of a career change." Well, now, he was just being cheeky.

Amy met his humor with a smile. "You'd be brilliant, Doctor, maybe overqualified." Her eyes fell to his delightful mouth again, and her tone softened. "You definitely have all the proper tools."

[identity profile] apckrfan.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Love it! I can't tell you how thrilled I was to get this in my email box earlier today. It made me smile. And it had the same effect upon a second reading.

Glad you wrote this, welcome to the madness! HAHA!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! <3

[identity profile] salomesensei.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be watching the episode tonight and meeting 11. Then I promise to come back and read and review! :)

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool! You're gonna love him.

[identity profile] magicprophecy.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
i loved this! :D ♥

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] commen-sense.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
hee, I loved this <3

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
yay! Thanks for reading. :)

[identity profile] wuhdemah.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, this was clever and lovely! All the proper tools indeed. I like it. :D

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Heee, thank you!

[identity profile] radiotardislive.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS.

That is all :D

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for reading! :)
ext_428825: (wtf)

[identity profile] ms-prue.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
XD having hot flashes thinking about 11's incredibly sexy lips. Loved it!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] fallenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, this is brilliant <3 :D

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)

[identity profile] aiffe.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I could totally see the characters in my head as I read this. And Eleven does indeed have a striking mouth! (Not quiiite as striking as Amy's cricket bat...)

And the whole kissogram thing does indeed lead to kiss-tension. I wonder if that's how he's going to get his requisite kiss from her?

And lol, at the mention of a career change, I had this mental image of the Doctor in The Beast Below saying that after this he's going to need a new name, and becoming the Kissogram. (Well, since Eight, he's kind of been that anyway... XD)

:D Welcome to the fandom!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for reading this, darlin!

Speaking of Eight, you don't happen to know a good online resource where I can find downloads or anything on Eight's adventures, do you? I'm going to check out my library this weekend, but my return to watching Who has renewed my love for Paul McGann and I never had any idea they did anything beyond the movie. :)

[identity profile] aiffe.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I do have the movie itself...

There were some Big Finish audio adventures. And also some comics, I think. Some novels too, but I am suspicious of the quality of those.

Paul McGann is awesome, and I wish he'd gotten more time as the Doctor. It'd be cool if they brought him back for a bit--he's a time traveller, amirite? He can show up whenever!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

I had this unholy obsession with Paul McGann when the movie came out, so I still really adore him and I've been meaning to watch the movie again.

My copy of it isn't the best quality, so I might have to hunt down a DVD or something. :)

[identity profile] aiffe.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to hunt down the audio plays right now. Apparently they're still being made! Up to four seasons now.

I'll share anything I find. Got torrents for the first and third seasons going right now.

[identity profile] heartsasmagnets.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
This is fantastic! Gah. Kissing. Gah. Must happen soon.

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!

[identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
this is a lot of fun

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks!