![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quirkysmuseFandom: Doctor Who (Series 5)
Title: Wherein Rory Encounters River Song
Author: Paynesgrey
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: Amy, Rory, Eleven, River Song, (Eleven/River implied)
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: None, really. (River would be disappointed *wink*)
Notes: Written for the "willful" theme at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanfic_bakeoff.
Summary: Rory meets River Song.
The moment the Tardis crashed down, the door flung open from the outside, and a streak rushed past him right into the arms of the Doctor. Rory blinked and observed the new ornament on the Doctor's arm (a woman more than an ornament, but he wasn't completely sure), and he gaped at the wide-eyed vixen who turned her face from the Doctor to his.
"Well, now, who is this, sweetie?"
She called the Doctor sweetie, and Rory couldn't help smirking. Although, all mirth died when the woman crept toward him, her long red nails clawing slowly out to him, leaving him to shrink away like a violet.
This woman was obviously something special, and Rory had never seen the Doctor so unnerved. Amy beamed beside him. "Fancy seeing you again, Dr. Song."
She smiled sweetly at Amy briefly but continued to stare at Rory. Amy promptly introduced them, and Rory, unable to hold back his shock, pointed at her with a shaken finger when Amy happily addressed River as the Doctor's wife.
"Future wife," the Doctor said, and then he bit his lip, mortified and angered that he had called River his wife at all. "No, no, NO, not wife, just future..." The brilliant, willful Doctor, who usually made Rory look like rubbish in the face of danger, was at the moment completely tongue-tied.
"Future...sweetie," River corrected, offering her hand to Rory, which he obliged.
"Oh, that makes sense," Rory finally said, and River only grinned wider.
The Doctor, now very predatory, peered into Rory's face. "How does that make sense?"
"Uh...you're perfect for each other," Rory said. "You both seem completely mad." Amy nodded in total agreement.
The Doctor was at a loss, and Rory silently cheered for the end of his days as the obligatory third wheel.
Title: Wherein Rory Encounters River Song
Author: Paynesgrey
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: Amy, Rory, Eleven, River Song, (Eleven/River implied)
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: None, really. (River would be disappointed *wink*)
Notes: Written for the "willful" theme at
fanfic_bakeoff. Summary: Rory meets River Song.
The moment the Tardis crashed down, the door flung open from the outside, and a streak rushed past him right into the arms of the Doctor. Rory blinked and observed the new ornament on the Doctor's arm (a woman more than an ornament, but he wasn't completely sure), and he gaped at the wide-eyed vixen who turned her face from the Doctor to his.
"Well, now, who is this, sweetie?"
She called the Doctor sweetie, and Rory couldn't help smirking. Although, all mirth died when the woman crept toward him, her long red nails clawing slowly out to him, leaving him to shrink away like a violet.
This woman was obviously something special, and Rory had never seen the Doctor so unnerved. Amy beamed beside him. "Fancy seeing you again, Dr. Song."
She smiled sweetly at Amy briefly but continued to stare at Rory. Amy promptly introduced them, and Rory, unable to hold back his shock, pointed at her with a shaken finger when Amy happily addressed River as the Doctor's wife.
"Future wife," the Doctor said, and then he bit his lip, mortified and angered that he had called River his wife at all. "No, no, NO, not wife, just future..." The brilliant, willful Doctor, who usually made Rory look like rubbish in the face of danger, was at the moment completely tongue-tied.
"Future...sweetie," River corrected, offering her hand to Rory, which he obliged.
"Oh, that makes sense," Rory finally said, and River only grinned wider.
The Doctor, now very predatory, peered into Rory's face. "How does that make sense?"
"Uh...you're perfect for each other," Rory said. "You both seem completely mad." Amy nodded in total agreement.
The Doctor was at a loss, and Rory silently cheered for the end of his days as the obligatory third wheel.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
on 2010-05-27 07:24 pm (UTC)<333
I love snark, great one!
no subject
on 2010-05-27 07:26 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-27 07:48 pm (UTC)Or maybe since someone mentioned it this morning...
That was great, the voices were perfect The Doctor correcting Amy, then himself then River correcting him again. Fantastic
no subject
on 2010-05-27 07:51 pm (UTC)It almost seems like a shame Rory hasn't met River yet. ;P
no subject
on 2010-05-27 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-27 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 06:36 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 12:52 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 08:31 am (UTC)AH YES! this is what I think of the doctor and river. both are completely mad.
loved this. very sweet :P
no subject
on 2010-05-28 12:52 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 11:27 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 12:52 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 02:47 pm (UTC)I also read this to a friend who liked it; he liked how the characters seemed in character from what's been seen on the show (for him) thus far.
no subject
on 2010-05-28 02:56 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-29 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 07:57 pm (UTC):D
♥♥♥♥
no subject
on 2010-05-28 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-05-28 09:45 pm (UTC)There really are no words other than "love".
no subject
on 2010-05-29 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-06-17 02:43 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-06-17 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
on 2011-04-27 11:34 pm (UTC)River and Rory should be BFFs. Just saying.
no subject
on 2011-04-28 02:43 am (UTC)Agreed about River and Rory being BFFs. They'd be awesome together!