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quirkysmuse ([personal profile] quirkysmuse) wrote2010-05-27 02:15 pm

Doctor Who, "Wherein Rory Encounters River Song" River/Eleven, Amy/Rory

Fandom: Doctor Who (Series 5)
Title: Wherein Rory Encounters River Song
Author: Paynesgrey
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: Amy, Rory, Eleven, River Song, (Eleven/River implied)
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: None, really. (River would be disappointed *wink*)
Notes: Written for the "willful" theme at [livejournal.com profile] fanfic_bakeoff.

Summary: Rory meets River Song.



The moment the Tardis crashed down, the door flung open from the outside, and a streak rushed past him right into the arms of the Doctor. Rory blinked and observed the new ornament on the Doctor's arm (a woman more than an ornament, but he wasn't completely sure), and he gaped at the wide-eyed vixen who turned her face from the Doctor to his.

"Well, now, who is this, sweetie?"

She called the Doctor sweetie, and Rory couldn't help smirking. Although, all mirth died when the woman crept toward him, her long red nails clawing slowly out to him, leaving him to shrink away like a violet.

This woman was obviously something special, and Rory had never seen the Doctor so unnerved. Amy beamed beside him. "Fancy seeing you again, Dr. Song."

She smiled sweetly at Amy briefly but continued to stare at Rory. Amy promptly introduced them, and Rory, unable to hold back his shock, pointed at her with a shaken finger when Amy happily addressed River as the Doctor's wife.

"Future wife," the Doctor said, and then he bit his lip, mortified and angered that he had called River his wife at all. "No, no, NO, not wife, just future..." The brilliant, willful Doctor, who usually made Rory look like rubbish in the face of danger, was at the moment completely tongue-tied.

"Future...sweetie," River corrected, offering her hand to Rory, which he obliged.

"Oh, that makes sense," Rory finally said, and River only grinned wider.

The Doctor, now very predatory, peered into Rory's face. "How does that make sense?"

"Uh...you're perfect for each other," Rory said. "You both seem completely mad." Amy nodded in total agreement.

The Doctor was at a loss, and Rory silently cheered for the end of his days as the obligatory third wheel.

[identity profile] mjls.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
OHOHOHO RORY
<333
I love snark, great one!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, thanks!

[identity profile] freeze883.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay someone finally wrote it, I've been waiting for a Rory meets River fic forever!

Or maybe since someone mentioned it this morning...

That was great, the voices were perfect The Doctor correcting Amy, then himself then River correcting him again. Fantastic

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, thank you!
It almost seems like a shame Rory hasn't met River yet. ;P

[identity profile] spaciireth.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Teeheehee, love it!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-27 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] honeynoir.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, fab! Love River's entrance, and tonguetied!Doctor, and... all of it, really. :)

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :o)

[identity profile] commen-sense.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh...you're perfect for each other," Rory said. "You both seem completely mad."

AH YES! this is what I think of the doctor and river. both are completely mad.

loved this. very sweet :P

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, darlin!

[identity profile] someplacetobe.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I very much enjoyed this! A good laugh!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading. :)

[identity profile] someplacetobe.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very welcome!

I also read this to a friend who liked it; he liked how the characters seemed in character from what's been seen on the show (for him) thus far.

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, thanks! I appreciate it! :)

[identity profile] someplacetobe.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very welcome!

[identity profile] themirrorofsin.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I LOVE IT!!!!
:D
♥♥♥♥

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm glad. :]

[identity profile] ayuette.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*_*
There really are no words other than "love".

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
thank you. :)

[identity profile] alt_universe_me.livejournal.com 2010-06-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha--River is the Doctor's "future sweetie." Awesome!

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2010-06-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :)

[identity profile] coffee-mill.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my, I adore this one too! Rory being kind of snarky towards the Doctor, who for once is speechless! Brilliant *g*.
River and Rory should be BFFs. Just saying.

[identity profile] quirkysmuse.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
Agreed about River and Rory being BFFs. They'd be awesome together!